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Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:21

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

What are incels doing wrong?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Advice for trying GLP-1 drugs for weight loss from a doctor who's been there - NPR

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have complete contempt for traitorism

2 killed and 32 injured after a bridge collapses at a tourist destination in western India - NBC News

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I can count

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

I don’t buy bullshit

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

These are the 10 open source Android apps I install on every new phone - Android Authority

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?

I actually pay taxes

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have a reading level above third grade

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I can read

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I see through liars

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”